#or order online

[flashhwing]

in an effort to take care of and style my hair in a way that actually looks good i have, after showering and applying my leave-in, put my hair in twists then wrapped it in a t-shirt wrapped around my head and i gotta say. i feel really stupid rn.

[malenjoyer]

He’s shy

[davuxz]

The Biggest of Runs! Guys this is it! All or nothing. I love this event.

[kittykatninja321]

My less popular opinion (and what I believe to be implied by the art in Lost Days) is that rather than waking up in a fully grown body Jason didn’t actually complete his puberty until after his Lazarus pit dip while he was on his murder tour. Imagine you’re tied up in a basement in Berlin getting interrogated by a teenager and his voice is cracking the entire time and if you laugh he’s going to shoot you

[r-aindr0p]

Magic jail for the first years

[galoogamelady]

If Buttons was real what's his McDonald's order

"Hug machine's broke."

[bamsara]

pain might have stapled me to this bed but with the power of super long cord and squinting my eyes I can still use my drawing tablet from across the room

[scintillyyy]

if i'm honest i do think part of the reason tim gets fanonized so heavily is that his extroversion and popularity are generally considered characteristics of people fandom doesn't like. however they want to like him and so he must be 'fixed' into an amalgation of 'better' traits.

[shopwitchvamp]

✷Harlequin Joggers by @vetiverfox ✷

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[pizzdotbiz]

strongstar if they were super popular and had their own hundreds of aus about them

[nerywen]

You could become more powerful, Galerion.

If only you limited yourself less with their stupid rules.

[Mannimarco tempts Galerion to take up the dark arts.]

[berrijelli]

stand oil chubby bag in marron ❤︎

[maqui-chan]

vrel: landry's bad with technology

me: omg... hag <3

[literallybreadsticks]

Agent 4 is going through a phase guys

[foldingfittedsheets]

My betrothed handed me a phone and asked if I’d like to call in our order for burgers tonight. I was like, “I haven’t looked at a menu- do you know what you want?”

“I want the classic burger, which is what you want too.”

“I- I might get something different!”

“You always look at the menu and get the same thing. You’ll want it without the onions or tomato, though. And they have tots, so you’ll get those.”

The mortifying ordeal of being known is so real. I feel both cherished and called out.

[smeraldo-heart]

How it feels to be a Cal Kestis fan when Star Wars makes almost 0 merch of him or anything from his games: